Saturday, June 26, 2004

yaarana

"Har dil fariyad nahi karta,
Har koi kisiko yaad nahi karta;
Hum bhule tumhe ek palke liye,
Is baat pe dil aetbar nahi karta!"

"u hi tanhaiyoo mein hum dil ko saza dete hai,
naam tera likhte hai aur likh kar mita dete hai"

"Hamen apne dil men basaye rakhna,
Hamari yadon ke chirag jalaye rakhna;
Bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka mere dost,
Ek hissa hamen bhi banaye rakhna!"

.. dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,
hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,
kya pata hum "kal ho na ho "

Guzre hue zamane ki yaad ati hai ...
Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai ...
woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali,
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Dosti ke na jane kya dastur hote hain,
jinhe hum chate hain, wo hi hum se dur hote hai.

Chaman me bahar rahe to phool khilthe rahenge,
Zindagi bakhi rahe to hum milte rahenge

Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai

yaad karke tujhko-e-dost
har khushi kam lagti hai ,
honthon par hansi hai
par aankhen num lagti hain.

yaad karte hai yaaron ko,
yaadon se dil bhar aata hai.
kabhi saath raha karte the sab,
aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai.

Dost, Dost nahin, khuda hota hai,
Mehsoos tab hota hai jab woh juda hota hai,
Bin dost ke jeena ek saaya hota hai
Aur dost tum jaisa ho to jeena ek mazaa hota hai !!!

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Silsila

Here is a parody on tune with 'Main aur meri tanhai' from Silsila !

Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste....

Main aur mera roommate,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai

Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai

Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,

ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo

Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai

Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Dil kahta hai Wal-Mart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Main Aur mera roommate.........

Well Said

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt

Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller.



Our brains are divided into two.

The left side has nothing right in it and the right side has nothing left in it

Maut tu ek kavita hai

Maut tu ek kavita hai ..
mujhase ek kavita ka vaadaa hai milegi mujhako ..

dubati nabzon mein jab dard ko neend aane lage
zard saa cheharaa liye chaand ufak tak pahunche
din abhi paani mein ho raat kinaare ke kareeb
na abhi andheraa ho, na ujaalaa ho, na raat na din
jism jab khatm ho aur ruuh ko saans aae .

mujhase ek kavita ka vaadaa hai milegii mujhako ..



Death you are a poem..
a poem has made pact with me that I shall meet her ..

when drowning pulse will bring on painful sleep
when Moon carrying her yellow face will reach horizon
when days still in water and night close to shore
there is not yet darkness, neither light, not night not day
when body is gone and soul still breaths.

a poem has made pact with me that I shall meet her ..



- ANAND mara nahin. Anand marte nahin
Some (people/films) don’t die. They are forever. !!